Admit it: The first time you
saw heard about Kim Kardashian's sex tape with Ray J, you wondered, "What would Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia have to say about this video, which I hear exists but certainly have no interest in seeing for myself?"
Sadly, you'll never know, because original Golden Girls Rue McClanahan, Bea Arthur, and Estelle Getty have gone to the sunny retirement community in the sky. But this video of three grandmas watching that very tape is the next best thing.
Someone get these ladies a reality TV deal, stat.
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