Nassie Shahloulian, AKA The Notorious Nastie, emceed the Second Annual Miami New Times' Brew At The Zoo, where a 4,000-plus horde of beer-swilling Dionysian degenerates sampled a potent variety of ales, pilsners, lagers, and stouts. There was even a Four Loko stand.
Dressed in a toga to augment the Delta Tau Chi debauched atmosphere, Nastie proclaimed: "I have had many dreams in my life and all of those dreams have come true tonight...We have a very, very, very, special surprise guest for you, my dear friend and yours, the one and only, Uncle Luke!"
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