Don't Cry for Swinging Richards: Four Other Places to Perv On Naked Dudes in Miami

On Tuesday, Riptide reported that North Miami Beach strip club Swinging Richards is under attack. Despite years of female strip clubs sneaking past the town's law against serving alcohol in fully nude establishments, the NMB notified the male dancers at Swinging Richards that they'd begin cracking down on them May 16.

A discrimination lawsuit has been initiated, but there's still a chance Swinging Richards will have to stop selling booze -- and without booze, it's hard to imagine it'll generate the business it needs to stay open.

But don't fret, naked guy enthusiasts: North Miami Beach isn't the only place to see some peen. Lucky for gay guys, straight women, and bisexual locals, there are lots of places across South Florida to spot your favorite "member" of the male anatomy.

Next up on the main stage: Our guide to seeking out the ultimate in South Florida wildlife -- naked (or close to it) dudes.

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Hannah Sentenac covers veg food, drink, pop culture, travel, and animal advocacy issues. She is also editor-in-chief of
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