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Don't Cry for Swinging Richards: Four Other Places to Perv On Naked Dudes in Miami

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On Tuesday, Riptide reported that North Miami Beach strip club Swinging Richards is under attack. Despite years of female strip clubs sneaking past the town's law against serving alcohol in fully nude establishments, the NMB notified the male dancers at Swinging Richards that they'd begin cracking down on them May 16.

A discrimination lawsuit has been initiated, but there's still a chance Swinging Richards will have to stop selling booze -- and without booze, it's hard to imagine it'll generate the business it needs to stay open.

But don't fret, naked guy enthusiasts: North Miami Beach isn't the only place to see some peen. Lucky for gay guys, straight women, and bisexual locals, there are lots of places across South Florida to spot your favorite "member" of the male anatomy.

Next up on the main stage: Our guide to seeking out the ultimate in South Florida wildlife -- naked (or close to it) dudes.

Haulover Park
You're sure to spot plenty of sugar in the raw at

Miami's favorite nude sunbathing spot. Men of all kinds bask in the sun,

their lower halves lathered up in SPF 50. Unfortunately, we can't

guarantee what's on the other end of Mr. Johnson (young, old, obese --

it's a crap-shoot).

One of South Beach's oldest and most successful

establishments, this famous watering hole is Washington Avenue's beacon of

gay. Sexy shirtless dudes tend bar, flirt incessantly, and gyrate on

stage. While the dancers do keep their briefs on, who knows what wonders

you might spot in a dark corner or on a sweaty dance floor.

World Erotic Art Museum
More penis packed into 12,000 square

feet than you'll see in a lifetime. Stroll WEAM's winding corridors and

lay your eyes on America's largest collection of erotic art. There's

penis painted on canvas, molded in bronze, carved in wood, chiseled into

stone, captured in photographs, and standing tall in every other medium

under the sun. The human race's obsession with the male member dates back to the

beginning of civilization (and beyond), so check out how our ancestors

gave tribute to the one-eyed snake.

Johnny's Miami
At this downtown strip joint with a Lauderdale branch to

boot, get your drool on with towel night, Latin night, karaoke night, and

VIP rooms. Buff boys sporting six-packs and bulging briefs strut their

stuff nightly. Again -- the shorts stay on, but there's still a whole

lotta hotness to see.

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