Klutch Your Cannon

“I know way too many people here right now that I didn’t know last year, who the fuck are y’all?” No doubt, you’ll be hearing that song by Drake while having similar thoughts as you approach Collins Avenue for this year’s Memorial Day weekend. As usual, though, expect dunk ryders...
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“I know way too many people here right now that I didn’t know last year, who the fuck are y’all?” No doubt, you’ll be hearing that song by Drake while having similar thoughts as you approach Collins Avenue for this year’s Memorial Day weekend. As usual, though, expect dunk ryders with license plates from all 50 states to be backed up for miles and Miami Beach Police to be busting people left and right.

The next night retread your steps to Klutch for Busta Rhymes’ birthday bash. So far, the VIP guest list is studded with sports stars and rap celebs like Carmelo Anthony, Cam’ron, Jim Jones, and Fabolous. But don’t worry, there’s still room for lower-level hustlers like us.

Mon., May 31, 10 p.m., 2010

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