Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Loverboy said it best: “Everybody’s workin’ for the weekend/Everybody wants a new romance/Everybody’s goin’ off the deep end/Everybody needs a second chance.” 

It’s true, y’all. As society, we really are just “workin’ for the weekend,” clocking it at 9 a.m., punching out at 5 p.m., and counting down the minutes till the weekend in between. It’s especially true in Miami, a city where there’s always something to do.

Don’t believe us? Just take a look at our weekend guide.

Friday

• Destroyio “Fucks Valentine’s in the Mouth”: Local record label company Destroyio’s so damn romantic.
• Giselle: In terms of ballet, Giselle ranks among the tops. This Miami City Ballet performance cannot be missed. 
• Women and the Eternal Feminine and Offerings: The Frost Art Museum loves the ladies.
• Cheetah Conservation Documentary Fundraiser: Donate $20 and enjoy complimentary cocktails for an hour and the satisfaction of helping a solid cause.

Saturday

• Budweiser One Love Nutrifest: Hippies, yoga, Budweiser and Buddha. Overtown rocks, yo.
• Kryptonite Metal Fest 5: Thrash until your face melts.
• Coconut Grove Arts Festival: Join Dexter series author Jeffery Lindsay at the Coconut Grove Arts Festival.

Sunday

• Miami Heat vs. Orlando Magic: Instate rivals go head-to-head on Sunday 
• Lincoln Road Farmers Market: From the farm to the table, eat local and eat fresh.
• Miami International Boat Show: Boats can be incredibly cost effective… if you use ’em to smuggle drugs.

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