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The Shake Weight Machine is a “dynamic inertia”-driven workout device that sells via TV infomercials you’ve probably seen during one of those serial killer documentaries on late-night cable. If you’ve never witnessed this miracle and you think the idea of masturbation as exercise is hilarious, then watch the video. Filmically, the company embraces commercial fitness culture’s lamest and most played-out tropes (“Extreme! Get ripped! Uuuunh!”) and matches them blow-for-blow with the jackoff-like nature of its product.
That being said, check out the jump for the commercial and our top ten Shake Weight dick jokes. Feel free to insert your own via comment.
