The Heat Take the Division

Miami Heat: Southeast division champs. And yesterday, you said this, Miami Sports Dude: Shaq: Attending his grandfather's funeral. Udonis Haslem: DNP due to injury. Dwyane Wade: Still rusty. Gary Payton: Torn left calf muscle. James Posey: Shitfaced. Take that. By the way, thank you Mr. Arenas. We couldn't have done...
By Frank HoustonApril 12, 2007
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Miami Heat: Southeast division champs. And yesterday, you said this, Miami Sports Dude:

Shaq: Attending his grandfather’s funeral.

Udonis Haslem: DNP due to injury.

Dwyane Wade: Still rusty.

Gary Payton: Torn left calf muscle.

James Posey: Shitfaced.

Take that. By the way, thank you Mr. Arenas. We couldn’t have done it with ya. —Raina McLeod

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