Free Events This Week: Meat Battles, Free Wine, and Foreign Flicks

Assuming your office building didn’t get washed away by last week’s torrential downpour, you’re back at your cube like a good little worker bee this morning. Which sucks.

But the good news is it’s hurricane season. So a serious storm could roll in any day, leading to forced evacuations and emergency closures. What’s good about that? No work. Plus hurricane parties.

While you’re waiting, we’ve got a list of free stuff you can do to kill time this week. Enjoy.

Tuesday

• Best Butcher and Fishmonger Face-Off at Whole Foods: Meat eaters, this is your jam. Watch carnivorous purveyors from across the area do epic battle as they break down their respective animals.

Thursday

• Wine & Cheese Grand Opening at Zeidy’s: Sip, nibble, and peruse the store’s epic selection of sailboat models and other stuff dudes dig.

Friday

• Egine Concert at Olympia Theater: Who’s Egine? Think of a more talented Kim Kardashian. So yeah, you definitely wanna witness her belting out tunes downtown.
• European Short Film Screening at Key Biscayne Community Center: Watching foreign films automatically ups your culture cred (and maybe even cancels out that Honey Boo Boo marathon). So drink wine, eat cheese, and get cinematic.

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