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Once a year at the end of December Christmas takes over everything. See the above flyer of Santa Clause shitting out a full grown Jesus Christ doing the rock and roll sign as he exits Santa’s asshole to see how some people feel about it.
This Friday, Destroyio Records presents a Punk Christmas at Churchill’s with:
– To Be Hated – Organizing slave-elves into a union and calling a strike.
– Enough! – Smoking a joint with Mrs. Clause after getting Christmas Head
– The Actuaries – Some new shit
– Sound 4 Sound – Santa doing rails off a strippers ass
– Eztorbo Social – Live reindeer in a blender
– Bakeracted – Drinking beer with three wisemen in a barn in the desert.
– Guerilleros de Nadie – Throwing rocks through the windows of God’s house.
– DJ’s Skidmark, Frankie Pointless and Nayra! – Playing shit between all the other shit.
Doors open at 9 p.m.; $5 cover. Log on to Churchills or Destroyio websites for more info.
