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Americans are stupid. We like stuff that sucks, lots of us at once. That’s called pop culture. Later we look back on it and laugh. That’s called VH1. The crappy music we once enjoyed all together as a nation is documented in the archives of the pop music charts.
Thanks to the power of the Internet, we uncovered the top 10 worst pop songs ever to go number one on the charts. Welcome to the danger zone.
10. Starland Vocal Band – “Afternoon Delight”Number one in July 1976
The only time you should hear this song is at a bar when it’s time to close and they want you to leave. Every time this song gets played a baby panda kills itself.