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Oh, Foxhall! Yes, Adolfo. Could you cinch up my jodhpurs for me? Certainly, friend. I would hate to get any sand in them. Quite dreadful that would be. Worse than that mallet to the face Gabriel took at last year’s Miami Beach Polo World Cup? Well, I rather thought the...
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Oh, Foxhall! Yes, Adolfo. Could you cinch up my jodhpurs for me? Certainly, friend. I would hate to get any sand in them. Quite dreadful that would be. Worse than that mallet to the face Gabriel took at last year’s Miami Beach Polo World Cup? Well, I rather thought the effect was an improvement on the overall composition. Oh, Adolfo, you’re delicious! After the 2 p.m. matches this Saturday — which for some godawful reason cost only $150 and are held on the beach behind the Setai — let’s go to the official afterparty together at Louis. What time, friend? The VIP party begins at 10 p.m., so let’s get there around 2 a.m. Once there, shall we flaunt our wealth and high standing? You know me, Foxhall, I’m a regular peacock. Well, you’re certainly a cock! (In unision) Ha, ha, ha! You’re a wealth of information, Adolfo. Well, I’m certainly wealthy! Ha, ha, ha!

Sat., May 2, 2 p.m., 2009

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