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Poll: Which Dirty Nickname Should We Give the Marlins’ Home Run Sculpture?

You all are dirty! On Wednesday we asked Riptide readers to come up with the most vulgar possible name for the Miami Marlins' technicolor home run statue. We waded through the comments both here and on our Facebook page. After scrubbing ourselves clean in the shower with a wire brush...
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You all are dirty! On Wednesday we asked Riptide readers to come up with the most vulgar possible name for the Miami Marlins’ technicolor home run statue. We waded through the comments both here and on our Facebook page. After scrubbing ourselves clean in the shower with a wire brush to remove some of the filth, we’ve picked our six favorites and our now leaving it up to you to pick a winner.

We’ll leave the voting up until Monday morning and announce the winner shortly after.

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