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This past Saturday at Bayfront Park there was plenty of hip-hop in the air, but there was also plenty of playa-playa bullshit too. In between sips of my cocktail, I overheard this lovely exchange:
Him: I just want one date, you won’t even give me that.
Her: Aren’t you married?
Him: Everybody’s married.
Beautiful. Clearly, the “bells” in Rock the Bells doesn’t apply to the wedding kind.