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1:26 A.M.
I’m at home and my boyfriend is knocking on my front door. He’s been out of town for the past few days so I’m happy to see him – the only problem is that I have another guy over here. Yes, we were doing what you think we’re doing, but we stopped when we heard my bf knocking. I don’t know if he heard us or not but I don’t know what to do! Should I answer?
♥♥♥ You have the right to remain silent.
This roll in the hay can and will be used against you when your bf slams you up against the wall.
You have the right to fuck around while your man is vacationing. If you cannot afford to be wheeled out on a gurney, don’t move, whatever you do.
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