La Champa – Rat Shit Restaurant

A recent routine food inspection report for La Champa Sport Grill (2001 NW 36th St., Miami) turned up some interesting results. According to the report “Violations require further review, but are not an immediate threat to the public.”

Here are my favorite 2 violations

– Observed hole in wall.
– Observed rodent activity as evidenced by five plus dry rodent droppings found.

I’m no scientist, but dry rodent droppings musta been there for a while, at least as long as it takes rat shit to dry, which is long enough for me to get outta there if I see em or even hear about em. Calls to the restaurant were met with the smooth robotic voice of the operator telling me “We’re sorry. You have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service…” The phone number is 305-635-2848, so if you get bored while you’re reading this go head and call them up and see what’s the deal with the rat crap at this hole in the wall.

–The Inspector