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What does the Queen of Mean look like? Does she have a long and twisted nose complete with a single-haired mole? Does she sit in a tower constructed from the bones of panda cubs, laughing maniacally while stroking a fluffy white cat? Do you envision her consuming that fluffy white cat? But before you can make fun of her fat ass for eating a cat, she beats you to the punch, bloodying your ego with her wicked words of wit. If this description strikes a chord, you must be a Lisa Lampanelli fan, and do we have good news for you. No, she didn’t hump the entire country of Ethiopia or feed them all with her ample amounts of flesh. Our good news is that the self-proclaimed Queen of Mean will come to the Fillmore this Saturday, so round up your goofiest-looking, mole-nosed, cat-feasting pals. You’ll laugh (when she verbally assaults the person sitting next to you), you’ll cry (when she verbally assaults you), and maybe you’ll even vomit a little in your mouth (when she sexually assaults you after the show).
Sat., Nov. 6, 8 p.m., 2010
