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We here at Crossfade have done extensive scientific research, compiled the stats, and our report on the correlation between photogenic faces and funniness is ready.
The conclusion: Good-looking people with nice tans and beautiful hair are never ever fucking funny. Especially Louis Aguirre.
For proof, see the cut and sit through the Deco Drive anchor’s new Rebecca Black parody called “Soup Girl.” According to co-producer Split Pea: “It’s about a guy who impresses the ladies with his mammoth soup collection.”
You’ll love it if you’re good looking. Or, if you just hate laughter.
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