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Have you been dying for some holiday flavor in your water? Well Polar Seltzer has just introduced a line of holiday waters inspired by everything from pumpkin spice to eggnog. And like their non-flavored varieties, these will be sugar-free and have zero calories.
But does that mean we wanna chug an eggnog seltzer on a hot Miami afternoon? Maybe. These can easily be used in cocktails and drinks. For instance:
Candy Cane Martini
1 oz. vanilla vodka
1 oz. crème de cacao
1 oz. peppermint Schnapps
1 oz. Candy Cane Polar Seltzer
Garnish with candy cane crumbles
Instructions: Throw it all in an ice-filled tumbler, shake and serve.
These Polar Seltzers aren’t strongly flavored since they come from chemical compounds. This stuff ain’t organic. But at .99 cents a pop, we’ll be loading up on these babies to make a slew of holiday delights. Ho, ho, ho, y’all.
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