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She’s voluptuous. She wants to make you scream. And, well, she’s a little bitchy. Glam kitten Misty Eyez wouldn’t be caught dead at your grandmother’s bingo game. Instead, she uses her superheroine drag powers to conjure a dash (all right, it’s more of a hearty pour) of sass at Fort Lauderdale’s most popular weekly live board game, Bitchy Bingo.
Madam Eyez is no novice at handling small balls: Her bingo nights have been a SoFla institution for the better part of a decade. Now, after more than three years at Lips, the affair draws crowds of all genders, orientations, and levels of fabulousness into its realm of hypnotizing banter and lighthearted spoils. Join the big-haired fun with Fort Lauderdale’s sweetest bitch this Wednesday, and maybe you’ll get lucky and shout, “I-69!”
Wed., Aug. 31, 7:30 p.m., 2011
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