The Best Strip Clubs in Miami

As visitors flock back into Miami during the high travel season, there’s a pilgrimage many will make during their time in town: the strip club. Our city is known for having some of the best clubs and dancers around — and the food options are excellent, too.

Whatever motivates you to enter the black-lit confines of a warehouse-turned-titty bar, Miami offers a wide array of venues providing high-quality adult entertainment. Here, an alphabetical list of the best strip clubs in Miami.

Bellas Cabaret

In the City of Progress, Bellas patrons enjoy a three-hour happy hour every night with $50 Champagne rooms, $20 hookah sessions, and $150 bottle service, among other specials. And VIP packages won’t drain your bank account until the next payday. This club relies on zero gimmicks to retain a loyal clientele that appreciates Bellas’ neighborhood dive vibes. Open 8 p.m. to 5 a.m. daily at 885 E. 14th St., Hialeah; 305-887-1550; bellascabaret.com.

Booby Trap on the River

This is a strip club that lives up to its name. Tucked away in a grungy industrial district along the Miami River, the Booby Trap ensnares partygoers around the clock with its 24-hour liquor license. Two-for-one happy hour specials from noon to 7 p.m. attract a decent day-drinking crowd. But the real fun begins at 5 a.m., last call at other watering holes in the Magic City. The entire floor is covered in dollar bills from nonstop rainmaking. Booby Trap is also a top spot for A-list rappers to commiserate with one another. Past patrons have included Lil Wayne, Drake, Lil Dirk, Lil Baby, and 42 Dugg. Open 24 hours daily at 3615 NW South River Dr., Miami; 305-637-9200; myboobytrap.com.

Dean’s Gold

When it comes to providing O.G. cabaret entertainment, Dean’s Gold is a notch above most gentlemen’s clubs in the 305. For more than three decades, it has anchored the corner of 163rd Street and Biscayne Boulevard with its luxurious decor and ambiance. From the wait staff to the entertainers, Dean’s Club puts a premium on customer service that converts first-timers into regulars. One day, a wrecking ball will level the single-story building. The property is approved for a future apartment project. Until then, Dean’s Gold continues serving G-string excellence. Open 3 p.m. to 6 a.m. Monday through Friday, 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. Saturday, and 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. Sunday, at 2355 NE 163rd St., North Miami Beach; 305-956-5726; deansgold.com.

Taboo Miami by G5ive

The twerking taking place at Taboo Miami by G5ive is like flying through a thunderstorm: Expect a lot of turbulence from all the cheeks clapping. Perched on a corner in a long row of warehouses, this gentlemen’s club turns up with unbeatable drink specials. Guests can enjoy $5 drinks all night on Tuesdays, or three bottles for $500 on Taboo Thursdays. Open 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. daily at 337 NW 170th St., North Miami Beach; 305-917-4548; taboomiami.com.

Gold Rush Cabaret

For the upper crust of Miami’s Upper Eastside, Gold Rush is about decadent indulgence. As you enter this converted movie theater, the door personnel welcome you with the same level of respect regardless of whether you get in free by signing up for the guest list or buying a VIP table for the night. Dancers accessorize their revealing outfits with sparkly jewelry and approach guests with charming etiquette. Gold Rush is also big on throwing parties that coincide with major special events like Miami Music Week, Miami Grand Prix, and the Exxxotica Expo. Open 8 p.m. to 5 a.m. daily at 7770 Biscayne Blvd., Miami; 305-631-2564; goldrushcabaret.com.

Playmates Miami

In an alley on the outskirts of Coral Gables, you’ll find Playmates Miami, a low-key lounge with a stellar roster of dancers. The daily five-hour happy hour offers two-for-one drink specials and $150 bottles. Expect to pay a cover charge of $15 before 8 p.m. and $20 after. Playmates Miami, formerly the Alley Cat, offers a no-frills experience for strip club aficionados looking for a chill spot to have a drink and enjoy super discreet lap dances. Open 3 p.m. to 5 a.m. Monday through Friday, 4 p.m. to 5 a.m. Saturday, and 8 p.m. to 5 a.m. Sunday at 3875 Shipping Ave., Miami; 306-446-8346; playmatesclubmiami.com.

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Formerly the Foxxy Lady, this establishment is one of the 305’s O.G. strip clubs. It first opened in 1983 and has been serving up bodacious booty dancing ever since. Despite its age, Sexxy Lady is stepping into the digital age with high heels on. On Mondays and Tuesdays, the club grants free entry to any guest who signs up for stripperfans.com, a website that offers dancers a platform to create content and conduct video calls and livestreams with their simps, similar to OnlyFans. As if that weren’t enticing enough, a food truck in the parking lot serves Haitian and other Caribbean cuisine. Open 2 p.m. to 5 a.m. daily at 1792 NW 79th St., Miami; 305-691-5032; sexxyladycabaret.com.

Tootsie’s Cabaret

With 76,000 square feet to play with, Tootsie’s bills itself as the world’s largest strip club. The cavernous warehouse features six stages, including a 400-plus-square-foot main stage, six full bars, 300 high-definition televisions, VIP luxury suites, two restaurants, and two 32-foot-tall stripper poles. With all that room, expect to be overrun by platoons of strippers vying for dollars. While the cover charge is reasonable at $10 for women and $15 for men, balling out at Tootsie’s is gonna burn holes in your pockets. Bottle packages range from $575 to $2,000 — and that’s not including lap dances. Open noon to 6 a.m. daily at 150 NW 183rd St., Miami Gardens; 305-651-5822; tootsiescabaret.com.