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Miami’s Five Biggest Sapingos: September Edition

Last Sunday morning, estaba cojiendo tremenda nota en after hours y la nota me dio una idea to dedicate one of my weekly articles to naming the five biggest sapingos in Miami for each month.See also:- Pepe Billete's Guide to After Hours- Pepe Billete's Open Letter to Micky Arison- Pepe...
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Customer Claims Arby’s Urinal Burned His Genitals

There are few nightmares worse for a man than having one's genitals burnt while taking an innocent pee. Seems unlikely, yet a man in Colorado claims a urinal at an Arby's restaurant in Monument sprayed steam on him while he was urinating.Even more disturbing: When confronted, an employee of the store said,...
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Connie Mack Now Leads Bill Nelson by Nine Points in Major Reversal

While polling in Florida of the presidential race has fluctuated, the polling in our Senate race had been pretty consistent: Incumbent Democrat Bill Nelson was kicking ass.Well, no more, at least according to one poll. Rasmussen Reports shows that, in a major shift, Republican challenger Rep. Connie Mack IV is now leading Nelson...
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Lincoln Road DermatologyHelmed by Dr. Marcy Alvarez — a young, supercool, and hysterically funny dermatologist and University of Miami grad — Lincoln Road Dermatology is a new boutique-style medical office specializing in all things zit, mole, mark, and, above all, hair removal. Go in for a consultation regarding your furry back, fuzzy feet, overgrown armpits, and tragic […]
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Alleged Gang War Has Liberty City Under Deadly Siege

This afternoon, Miami Commissioner Michelle Spence-Jones and Miami New Times columnist Luther Campbell are meeting with Miami Police Chief Manuel Orosa to ask him what he is doing to address a violent gang war that has enveloped Liberty City over the past three months. "We're going to ask him what...
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Obamacare Is American As Apple Pie and Free Speech

Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke weighs in on Obamacare. As someone who's knows what it's like to fight all the way to the U.S...
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50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 30 to 26

Ever screamed so long and loud that you suddenly started spitting specks of blood and chunks of lung onto the microphone? Well, we here at Crossfade are now halfway through an insane screeching spree of exactly that kinda throat-shredding intensity. And it's called the 50 Best Miami Bands of All...
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Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2012: Winners and Losers

See all of this year's Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim coverage.Okay, guys. You can all breathe a sigh of relief -- or one of sadness, if you prefer. They're packing up the tents. The models are getting on planes. The fashion gliteratti are going back to their regularly scheduled programming. This...
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Miami Beach Has Banned Plastic Straws

Sorry sippers, Miami Beach has banned plastic straws from the beach. Yes, to cut down on litter on the beach, the city commission amended an ordinance last week that could result in fines of $50 to $500 over straws. Don't worry though, the ban is aimed at beachfront hotels who...
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Miami Concert Calendar: New, Improved, Sometimes Tattooed

Timothy NorrisDrum roll, please... Individual results may vary.We've just rolled out a new and improved calendar of Miami concerts. Our online music listings are now sortable by artist, venue and price. We've also got a raw, unadulterated, alphabetical list of upcoming shows in the drop-down menus on the righthand side...