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PAMM’s Puppetmaster

Canadian installation artist Geoffrey Farmer has long admired the counterculture and music of the ’60s, a longing of someone who has realized he’s missed out on something. Growing up in the MTV and Atari generation has shaped his artistic outlook with an ADHD exuberance toward multimedia. As a result, his...
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Fleetwood Mac’s Ten Most Pivotal Moments

Fleetwood Mac's recent reunion with formerly retired vocalist/keyboardist Christine McVie marks just another notable transformation for the notoriously tumultuous rock outfit. The significance of having all of the members of Fleetwood Mac's classic lineup on stage at the American Airlines Arena in Miami this weekend will not be lost on the...
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Michelle Bernstein’s Survival Tips for SoBe Fest’s Grand Tasting Village

The South Beach Wine & Food Festival arrives today, February 19, through the 22nd with more than 75 events, tastings, parties, seminars, and dinners. The bash, which benefits Florida International University's dining and tourism programs, brings thousands of fans and celebrity chefs to Miami. With all the dinners, parties, and...
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Fangate Didn’t Matter: New Poll Finds Crist and Scott Are Still Tied

For all the Colbert and Daily Show hilarity and the week's worth of Twitter hot takes, did Fangate actually matter in the race to decide who will be Florida's next governor? Not according to a new poll out this morning. The Republican-leaning 0ptimus firm finds the two candidates virtually tied...
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Shaquille O’Neal Bakes Holiday Cakes in an Easy Bake Oven (Video)

Shaquille O'Neal (or Shaq, as the world knows him) is many things. Shaq Fu is a basketball great, a movie star, even a part-time law enforcement officer. Now, the larger-than-life personality can add two more "occupations" to his extensive resume: Easy Bake Oven chef and Shaq-A-Claus. See also: Officer Shaq:...
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Taser Responds to New Times Investigation, Denies Blame for Abuse

This morning, New Times published a yearlong investigation into Taser abuse committed by local cops. Among our findings: Miami's three major police departments have tasered more than 3,000 people in less than eight years. Eleven men -- including teenager Israel "Reefa" Hernandez -- have died after being stunned. Local cops...
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The U Has Failed to Attract Recruits From Miami

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke breaks down the latest setback for the Hurricanes football program. National Signing Day, February 4, is around the...
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Anti-Circumcision Protestors Are Just the Oddest

Some people protest against systematic racism and inequality. Others against mistreating animals. Some take up at the picket line anytime a war strikes up. And then there are people whose dearest issue revolves around a little bit of penis skin. Yes, anti-circumcision activists have picked a Florida case as their...
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Fifty Shades of LOL

Even fans of Fifty Shades of Grey admit the book is a literary atrocity. Novelist E.L. James' erotic reveries read like the rantings of a drunken yokel — less "His firm hands cupped my breasts" and more "Holy crap! He's touching my boobs!" The story is simple: 21-year-old virgin Anastasia...
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Miamians Spend Obscene Sums on Sound Systems, Hate Books and Underwear

Conspicuous consumption is something Miamians know a thing or two about. It might be the closest thing we have to common cultural identity. And the luxury items Miamians spend money on are very likely influenced by the priorities established by the city's wealthy. According to a study published in Sunday's...
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Jeb Bush to “Actively Explore” Presidential Run

Jeb Bush has spent the better part of the last eight years denying that he was going to run for president. Now he's finally confirmed what everyone has long suspected. He's thinking about making a run. In a Facebook message posted today Bush announced that he will "actively explore the...