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Back in Black History

According to this year’s Forbes Magazine misery index, Miami is the second most miserable city in the United States. The publication cites our city’s overwhelming political corruption (referencing Miami’s 404 government officials convicted of such) as a major misery factor. But Miami-Dade Transit’s Black History Tours program proves that not...
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Jacory Harris Has a Clean Slate, Will Be Evaluated on Swagger

After the disastrous Sun Bowl against Notre Dame, many 'Canes fans thought that Jacory Harris' days as the starting quarterback were done. Not necessarily, says new offensive coordinator Jedd Fisch. He wants Harris to know that along with Stephen Morris, he's still very much in the running for the position,...
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Fart Without Fear Cookbook For “Low Flat” Super Bowl Sunday Snacks

It's time to start thinking about Super Bowl Sunday. Specifically: What foods to prepare for the event? More specifically, and perhaps more than you really even want to think about: Is there a way to serve refried bean nachos without an odiferous aftermath that makes one yearn for the comparatively...
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Five Reasons We Hate Glee: Sing on That Drama Nerds!

We freaking abhor Glee! Phew. Finally, got that off our chests. That makes us feel a little better, but still nowhere near good enough considering Glee was on last night. And it's only been a couple nights since it took home its latest trove of awards from the Golden Globes...
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Alex Sink’s Debate “Cheat” Is Apparently Really Big News

California and New York are in the midst of colorful gubernatorial elections, but Florida's race hasn't been getting much national attention. That's amazing considering an unfit, self-financed, crooked businessman hell-bent on stirring up divisive issues might become the next governor of the fourth most populace state. Forget that, though -- the national...
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Sneak Review: Essensia Restaurant

A small but nutritious bite of next week's restaurant review:The cuisine is tagged as "the pure essence of taste," which is the sort of boastful appraisal better left, I think, to restaurant critics. No denying, however, that the menu is chock full of healthful culinary concoctions. It also serves as...
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Taqueria Mexicano vs. Mi Rinconcito Mexicano in the Battle de Chilaquiles

In preparation for the side effects of Mexican Independence Day, Short Order went out in search for the perfect Mexican hangover cure. The answer? Chilaquiles. Chilaquiles (chee-lah-KEE-less) are a traditional Mexican dish typically made from crispy corn tortillas slathered in either red or green salsa, dolloped refried beans, eggs (scrambled...
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Miami Ranked in Top Ten Global Fashion Capitals

For some people, Miami fashion will always bring to mind images of Gianni Versace's pastel suits on Miami Vice, but according to a new survey from the Global Language Monitor, Miami ranks among the top ten fashion capitals in the world...
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Miami is the 20th Gayest Metro Area in America

Hey, Miami, you wanna know how The Daily Beast knows you're gay? Because the Gay/Lesbian Index developed by demographer Gary Gates at UCLA's Williams Institute says so. The index measures the prevalence of same-sex households in metro areas, and the South Florida area made the top 20 with 4.81 same-sex households per 1,000. ...
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Mitchell Luna and Maruta Blast the World at Churchill’s This Thursday

In the late '80s to early '90s, Florida's music landscape was ravaged by a brutal bulldozer known as grindcore. Inspired by death metal, thrash, and classic hardcore, and driven by the DIY ethos of punk rock, groups emerged like locusts. They played faster than everyone else and blasted the world...