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Five Other Famous Body Parts That Deserve Twitter Accounts

The 2012 Academy Awards are old news, but they have left us with at least one lasting legacy: @angiesrightleg.The Twitter account written from the point of view of Angelina Jolie's leg, which her dress scandalously exposed during the red carpet and ceremony, boasts over 26,500 followers this morning -- 10,000...
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2 Live Crew’s Uncle Luke: No Mandatory Retirement for Rappers!

A memo from Uncle Luke to all y'all haters who seem to think the hip-hop industry should institute some sorta superstrict mandatory retirement policy ... Screw you. That shit's ageist. In today's edition of Luke's Gospel, entitled "Jay-Z, Eminem, and Rick Ross Are Never Too Old For Rap," New Times's...
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Top Ten Margaritas: Classic, Spicy, and Pink

Want access to our entire Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play.To those of you who think a Margarita is that lime flavored slushy stuff that comes in a really big plastic...
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LG’s Refrigerator: (Almost) Smarter Than You

The LG Smart Refrigerator is one of the many new "smart" appliances recently revealed at the Consumer and Electronics Show in Las Vegas earlier this month that can be connected to a home network and manage your entire kitchen. Designed to communicate with other devices via Wi-Fi, it can be...
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Four Ideas For New Nutrition Labels, From Stars to Traffic Lights

"The grocery store has become a Tower of Babel," said Louis Sullivan back in 1990. "Consumers need to be linguists, scientists, and mind readers to understand the many labels they see."Sullivan at the time was Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, and he instructed the FDA to...
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Miami Ranked One of America’s Most Stressful Cities

Oh sure we've got decent weather and calming seas, but it's not exactly a surprise that for us living year round in Miami life can be stressful. Let's not even get started on our ridiculous traffic, horrible parking, and tanked economy. So it shouldn't be shocking to discover that Miami has ranked on Forbes list of most...
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Hot Graves Talks Erotic Corpses and the Heat Index

Hot Graves is a Gainesville-based D-beat/black metal combo making its way to Beelzebub's Cave this Saturday for a punk-and-metal meeting of the minds. Earlier today, Crossfade contributor Liz Tracy reported on Slashpine -- also performing at the Cave -- and its Florida-centric black metal ideology. Hot Graves has a similarly...
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Four South Beach Clubs Make “Most Expensive Nightclubs in America” List

Newsflash! South Beach is a cesspool of Sodom and Gommorrah-style excess! While most Americans are collecting pennies from public fountains, replacing the ground beef in their Hamburger Helper with cat food, and crapping their pants in fear of the dreaded double-dip recession, SoBe residents (and the superrich jetsetters they schmooze,...
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Get Laid Faster Than Booze With These Four Weird Drinks

​If Bacardi 151 is the most outrageous thing you've ever drunk, you have a lot to learn about drinking.Alcohol is so passé. Take these new-age libations to a vegan potluck, and we guarantee you'll get laid just as easily as you would if Captain Morgan were facilitating.Bonus: You'll remember the...
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Burger King’s Free Ice Cream: Contributing to Child Obesity?

Miami-based fast-food giant Burger King has announced an ice-cream giveaway in celebration of its foray into a full line of frozen treats, just in time for after-school snacking.From now through October 9, customers who order a value meal can also walk away with a free soft-serve cup or cone.After the...
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Six Greatest Weirdo Pop Queens of All Time

Rolling Stone created a Queen of Pop Index, ranking the top 16 female pop recording artists of the last two years by examining, according to them, "album and digital song sales, Hot 100 rankings, radio airplay, YouTube views, social media, concert grosses, industry awards, and critics' ratings." Mostly because of their limited timeframe,...
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Taste Grenade On a Plate: An Imlee Indian Bistro Dining Experience

We know the readers of Short Order are taste explorers always looking for that next food Nirvana. We are happy to introduce you to Imlee Indian Bistro, owned by brothers Manoj and Paresh Bhatti and located, humbly, in a shopping center in Pinecrest. From the doorway a three-foot-tall metal goddess...