Opinion

Nadia G's Bitchin' Christmas (Video)

Everyone loves to get into the act for Christmas.  For some reason, snowmen and brightly lit trees make everyone want to record a song. Adam Sandler, Paul McCartney, and David Bowie among those who have felt the need to share the holiday spirit. 

Now, Bitchin' Kitchen's Nadia G. gives us her own Adderall-inspired version of a Christmas song. The domestic goddess looks more Lita Ford than Paula Deen in a metallic-red bodysuit, as she writhes in time to the music "It's Chrismas Time...let's drink some wine"....

Like every Christmas special, there are guest stars in the video.


Bizarre Foods' Andrew Zimmern attempts to rap, "The small talk and cheap eggnog how much worse can it get? Wait, I could be eating goat testes in Tibet..."

Watch for Guy Fieri, Ace of Cakes star Duff Goldman, Epic Meal Time's Harley Morenstein, and the Vegan Black Metal Chef, who all make an appearance.

Other highlights include a trio of shirtless boy toys, Nadia G. unwrapping a large present, and more chicks dressed in unitards.

We dare you to not sing along when the whole gang breaks into a chorus of "show me your ding dong".

The best part of this whole hot mess? Proceeds of the iTunes download are donated to Meals on Wheels.



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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times. She has been featured on Cooking Channel's Eat Street and Food Network's Great Food Truck Race. She won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature about what it's like to wait tables.
Contact: Laine Doss