Everyone loves to get into the act for Christmas. For some reason, snowmen and brightly lit trees make everyone want to record a song. Adam Sandler, Paul McCartney, and David Bowie among those who have felt the need to share the holiday spirit.
Now, Bitchin' Kitchen's Nadia G. gives us her own Adderall-inspired version of a Christmas song. The domestic goddess looks more Lita Ford than Paula Deen in a metallic-red bodysuit, as she writhes in time to the music "It's Chrismas Time...let's drink some wine"....
Like every Christmas special, there are guest stars in the video.
Bizarre Foods' Andrew Zimmern attempts to rap, "The small talk and cheap eggnog how much worse can it get? Wait, I could be eating goat testes in Tibet..."
Other highlights include a trio of shirtless boy toys, Nadia G. unwrapping a large present, and more chicks dressed in unitards.
We dare you to not sing along when the whole gang breaks into a chorus of "show me your ding dong".
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