Now, you too can become the Halloween Whopper — or the resulting green poop this Halloween. And Miami-based Burger King will thank you.
Not sure how to start? The good people at HalloweenCostumes.com have designed an easy tutorial that will have you ready for that party in no time.
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To make the green poop, you start with a standard poop costume, like the company's Tough S**t ($34.99). Then, cut off the sleeves with a pair of sharp scissors and proceeded to spray paint the entire thing an appropriate emerald hue. Want to turn that poop into sexy poop? According to the website's instructions, you can spice up your poop, "by adding accessories, like a belt to cinch the waist, a pair of high heels, and some fishnet stockings." A green wig, green lipstick, and green stockings are also recommended.
Have a partner or a bestie? Dress him or her up as the Halloween Whopper. Start with a hamburger costume ($29.99) and use a black Sharpie to color in the bun, making sure to leave sesame seeds.
HalloweenCostumes.com also sells the only authorized Burger King costume ($64.99) — complete with
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