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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Arrested: 5/13
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, drinking in public
Little is known about the oldest Iglesias brother, Fernanditisimo Iglesias– except for that he uses his powers of lothario for pure evil, and also enjoys Schnapps.
Arrested: 5/5
Charged with: Possession of a controlled substance, trespassing
There’s two things we’re betting Lizard Gallagher here knows better than can be taught in any schools: hair conditioner brands and the electric bass.
Arrested: 5/6
Charged with: Possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, violation of probation, resisting officer
God bless this kid. Who knows where he comes from or where he’s headed but man– that is a great fuck you face.
Arrested: 5/14
Charged with: Trespassing, hold for immigration
We don’t usually reveal names. But if your name is Bladimir and you look like this, it should be noted.
Arrested: 5/20
Charged with: Resisting officer
Gangsta panda, bitch! Run yo’ bamboo shoots!
Arrested: 6/8
Charged with: Possession of a controlled susbtance with the purpose of trafficking, resisting officer
An aiming-for-Rick Ross-but-landed-on-Mennonite beard, a 50 Cent record title for a tattoo, and the saddest eyes we done ever seen– is this what happens when America’s youth take rappers too seriously?
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