Friday Food Funnies

This week: Food and family.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.  ~Calvin Trillin

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.  ~Buddy Hackett

You can say this for ready-mixes – the next generation isn’t going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.  ~Earl Wilson

You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tabasco.  ~Bruce Bye

He who eats alone chokes alone.  ~Proverb