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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.~Dave Barry
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken.
~Lewis Black
Isn’t it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby
cows? How did that happen? Did some cattleman once say, “Oh, man, I
can’t wait ’til them calves are done so I can get me a hit of that
stuff”?~Jerry Seinfeld
There is a lot more juice in a grapefruit than meets the eye.~Anonymous
