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Earlier this week, Riptide was the first to report that recalled Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez has now reinvented himself as a championship-winning senior bodybuilder. In case you needed proof that those picture of the former pol overly tanned, super muscled and in something so small we don’t even think it actually counts as a Speedo weren’t Photoshopped, there’s now video.
We apologize.
By the way, does anyone know what recalled commissioner Natacha Seijas is up to? At this point we wouldn’t be surprised if she’s a female MMA fighter or something.
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