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WTF Florida Friday: A Quadruple Amputee Suspected of Murder and On the Run

A lot of weird things happen in Florida. We're here every Friday morning to give you the week's weirdest.

This week Florida re-elected Rick Scott to serve a second term as governor, because in this era of big-money politics, even the strangest things are possible. But some other weird things happened this week too, including a man with no legs or hands who's armed and on the run.

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Kyle Munzenrieder