The first big upset of the NCAA Men's Basketball tournament, #13 Cleveland State defeating #4 Wake Forest, really demands an intelligent analysis, especially since I watched it live from three feet away. But hey, this is the alternative press, and I have a great sense of humor, so instead, I'm going to propose some headlines the dipso dailies could have used to describe this game. Can you do better? Think I lack a brain? Try the comments section.
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- Deacons Blow; Vikings Sail
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