Topless Thieves Terrorizing Stuart

Olmar Morales, an 18 year-old Stuart, Florida, man, claims that a roving gang of thin, blond, bra-less woman clad only in overalls surrounded him, roughed him up, and took $100. No, he wasn't recounting his first prostitution experience with his buddies, he actually reported it to police. Morales said the...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

September 30, 2008

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Olmar Morales, an 18 year-old Stuart, Florida, man, claims that a roving gang of thin, blond, bra-less woman clad only in overalls surrounded him, roughed him up, and took $100. No, he wasn't recounting his first prostitution experience with his buddies, he actually reported it to police. Morales said the group attacked him while he was riding his bike. Police searched the area, but couldn't find any woman matching the description. Surprisingly they didn't take the opportunity to round up all the thing, blond, shirtless women in the county.

Source: TCPalm via Nerve

--Kyle Munzenrieder

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