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The lengths men will go to get it hard knows few limits, yet thousands of guys don’t have the balls to tell their doctors they can’t get it up. So enter the booming illegal Viagra trade, and like so many drugs sold illicitly, you never know if what you’re getting is authentic.
Today, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers at Miami International Airport seized 21,600 pills of what seemed to be Viagra. That’s about 50 pounds, or roughly a year’s supply at the Playboy mansion.
Further tests revealed the pills weren’t actually Viagra. So there’s no guarantee these little blue fakes, and probably hundreds of thousands of others sold illicitly, would actually help you in your time of need.
So, fellows, let this be a reminder that if you can’t man up in that certain sense, at least man up and get a legal boner-pill prescription.
