"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

My thoughts, exactly, Michael McDonald, when fellow Riptider Tim Elfrink alerted me to the news that officials at Dolphin Stadium had reached an agreement with Buffett's beer company "Land Shark Lager" for naming rights to the stadium.

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