To the parents of hellspawn born in South Florida: On November 3 and 4, between 11 a.m. and 6 p.m., producers for ABC’s reality series Supernanny are holding a casting call for Moms and Dads with precocious, wily, ADD-addled, potty-mouthed children during the South Florida Parenting Holiday Show at Dolphin Stadium. I don’t think hostess Jo Frost will have any difficulty finding problem children in the tri-county area. --Francsico Alvarado
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