Tattoos often have the effect of making a dude look tougher than he really is. This guy probably realizes this, hence the wifebeater, but his style choices make him look anything but tough. Those shorts? Definitely not tough. And that belt buckle has got to go. His girl isn’t looking much better, though. Hot pink only works on Barbies and 8 year-old girls. Sorry, hun.
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