Stephen Colbert Prepares for Zombie Apocalypse

In the wake of the "Miami Zombie" attack and some other cannibal-tinged news stories, we've already established that there isn't a zombie apocalypse. Or is there? Last night on The Colbert Report, America's favorite fake pundit Stephen Colbert wasn't so sure...
By Kyle MunzenriederJune 6, 2012
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In the wake of the “Miami Zombie” attack and some other cannibal-tinged news stories, we’ve already established that there isn’t a zombie apocalypse. Or is there? Last night on The Colbert Report, America’s favorite fake pundit Stephen Colbert wasn’t so sure.

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And, yes, the CDC does in fact have a page on its website devoted to the zombie apocalypse.

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