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Charlie Crist and his female love will only allow one reporter into the straight wedding of the century, and it’s The St. Pete Times‘ Lucy Morgan. Fitting since the wedding is in St. Pete, but oh my god the Times has now come down with a heavy case of Crist Wedding Fever. Look at what they’ve done to the logo of their political blog, The Buzz. They have giving it some sort of double nose ring …oh wait those are wedding rings.
They have all sorts of minute details of the upcoming nuptials, like the fact that the couple picked up their wedding rings, which presumably, the ring barer will carry down the aisle on some sort of pillow. Interior decorators sometime refer to these as a sham.
They also report that Charlie got his snowy hair did before the wedding at his favorite barber.
If you care about all of this, then the Times will even have Twitter Updates! Live! From inside the church! Maybe.
So
let The Buzz be your source for all things Crist wedding, and then come
back to Riptide for the appropriate levels of completely inappropriate
mockery.
