Have you ever wondered what's going on inside the heads of Republican delegates at the GOP's National Convention?
We have. If it's true that the eyes are the windows into one's soul, there was a lot of twisted shit going in Tampa during the RNC. Quite frankly, we'd like to forget about most it, but it's hard to shake the image of Abraham Lincoln ramming a vampire with a wooden stake after Honest Abe's eyes lock with yours.
Brain fart.
There're only so many empty promises a man can take before craving a snack. Someone get this man some cheese curds, pronto!
Whatever happens in the back room of an adult video store in Tampa stays in Tampa, we hope.
Wait, that book/movie really was based on fact? Mindfuck.
Hang in there, buddy. Campaigning season's almost over.
Whoa! Simmer down, young elephant. And can someone get him some fresh slacks, please?
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