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Rare Penis-Mouthed Shark Found in Everglades National Park

 

So, about a year ago, some folks went out shark fishing in Flamingo Bay in Everglades National Park. The crew was never heard from again, and now the FBI has arrested a group of men connected to the governor for what they believe could be politically motivated murder. 

Just kidding. This is August. They caught a shark with a thing in its mouth that looked like a penis, videotaped it, put it on YouTube, and for some reason it is catching fire around the blogosphere. It is the weirdest thing that has come out of the Everglades since that bizarre python/alligator incident.

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Kyle Munzenrieder