Sunset Place, the South Miami open air shopping mall where teenage cliches go to die, was riled up today because a man was carrying an umbrella.
Dozens of police and a SWAT team swarmed the mall because they thought the umbrella-carrying man was in fact holding a rifle.
"It seemed like every single cop in Miami was right there," witness Kristina McGuire, 20, told NBC Miami.
"Miami police and SWAT team at Sunset Place! What's going on?" tweeted Alvaro Vega, according to The Miami Herald.
Managers called employees to inform them of the situation.
Meanwhile, students at the nearby University of Miami were warned at about 3:10 p.m. by the school's police department of the situation.
Of course, the fracas died down once authorities realized the guy was carrying an umbrella. It is rainy out today, after all.
"Nothing is going on," South Miami Major Ana Baixauli told The Herald in a bit of an understatement. "It was just a scare."
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