In the December issue of GQ magazine,
our hometown boy Pitbull is the only Miamian to make the list of the
"25
Least Influential People Alive." Tim Pawlenty claimed the top spot and others on the list with less clout than the Cuban-American rapper include actress Gwenyth Patrow, deposed Egyptian dictator Hosni Musbarak, and country music right-winger Hank Williams Jr. List author and Deadspin contributor
Drew Magary writes: "Because who could be less influential than a
guy whose music sounds like the aborted offspring of Nelly and
Will.i.am?"
Well, tu no sabes nada chico! Not only is Pitbull a celebrity
endorsement king, he has single-handedly made wearing all
black really uncool, like sporting an Ed Hardy ensemble. Mr.
Worldwide is a trendsetter, amigo!
So we came up with five
more deserving Magic City denizens with less influence than a nickel bag of
Overtown schwag weed: