for your dirtiest and most disgusting nicknames for the Marlins much talked about home run sculpture travesty, and you delivered. Wenarrowed it down to seven finalists
, and Miami's vilest (AKA Riptide readers) have crowned a winner: The Tremenda Mierda Fountain.
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Nice. It's blunt, but with that Latin flare. The voting wasn't even close.
Did you know that Chicago already has a Shit Fountain though? True story. Maybe if the Marlins' thing ever breaks down, they can just replace it with that.