Nude Dude Goes for a Stroll Down Biscayne Boulevard

Last week we took up the very pressing issue of female toplessness on Miami Beach streets, but today we realize the flaw in any sort of non-beach public nudity: the traffic concerns.

Local 10 reports that a completely nude man was spotted walking down Biscayne Boulevard right in front of the Miami Shores Country Club. If people can't help but rubberneck at traffic accidents, we're sure this at least caused a minor traffic back up, and really, Biscayne has enough of those.

The man was taken into custody for psychiatric evaluation. [JustNews]

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Kyle Munzenrieder