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Art Basel’s celeb quotient has been a little low this year, but look who the paps spotted on Miami Beach yesterday: America’s sweat heart Mary-Kate Olsen! She’s looking even more homeless than usual, as in she doesn’t have on the trademarked fly-eyed sunglasses or Balenciaga shoes that would help differentiate her from all the other vagrants wondering around SoBe. It is a brave style statement about the state of the economy, surely, but we’re kind of amazed the paparazzi was able to identify her. We’re just kidding MK, mmmkay.
No word on what she is doing in town, or even if it’s Basel related, but it is very exciting to know that an Olsen walks amongst us.