Mugshots Friday: Santa Got Booked In Miami

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Arrested: 12/22/10
Charged with: Disorderly conduct, liquor violation, assault
Santa took some bad shrooms, stole a fishing boat in Coconut Grove, and got caught swigging tequila and mumbling Jimmy Buffet lyrics to feral cats.

Arrested: 12/23/10
Charged with: Liquor violation
When Nick learned that Tim Allen was getting another fucking Santa Clause franchise, Four Loko was the only solution.

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