Crime

Mugshots Friday: Santa Got Booked In Miami

Have you spent the last week wondering why that plate of cookies went untouched and your stocking was bereft of swag? No, it's not because Santa found out about your massive Medicare fraud; Ol' Saint Nick's just got his own problems with Johnny Law. For Mugshot Friday's very special holiday week, we actually found five Santas booked in the 305 on Christmas. Let's just hope Rudolph can pawn the sled and get the Jolly ol' Liquor Violator out in time for NYE.

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Tim Elfrink is a former investigative reporter and managing editor for Miami New Times. He has won the George Polk Award and was a finalist for the Goldsmith Prize for Investigative Reporting.
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