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Mugshots Friday: A Cape, Blue Goop, and Hair, Hair, Everywhere

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Arrested: 2/18

Charged with: Murder in the second degree, theft from the elderly

WTF? Is that a cape?

Arrested: 2/25

Charged with: Concealed firearm, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute

Now that's how you do your fucking hair. To quote Sheen, the perfection of this guy's braids makes the Bone Thugs look like droopy-eyed armless children.



Arrested: 2/21

Charged with: Child abuse and neglect, reckless driving

And here's a bootleg, underfed version of the previous guy.



Arrested: 2/26

Charged with: Battery

If you're wondering what happened to his shirt, you're an out-of-towner. This has been the hot style on South Beach for years now.

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