Miami: Not so Naughty

In a recent survey taken by Axe Vice Men's Grooming Products, Miami was ranked the number two naughtiest city in America. We were beaten by Los Angeles.

Number Two? People, come on. We can do better.

Here's some more stats on our fair (and not-so-naughty) city, according to the PR firm that e-mailed Riptide:

- 6 out of 10 Miami women have actually used handcuffs or a blindfold during an intimate encounter with a guy (59%)

- Almost half have hooked up with a guy they met that same day/night (47%)

- More than one-third have gone to a bar without wearing underwear (33%)

- Half of Miami women have worn a naughty costume for Halloween (50%).

These "naughty" indicators seem pretty tame to me. Maybe for folks in the Midwest or some quaint New England hamlet, these are shockingly wild. But then again, I work for a newspaper that writes about Sugar Daddies, Trannys and pony play fetishists, so maybe I'm not the best judge. -Tamara Lush

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Tamara Lush